I find it quite amusing that sex toys and related, are under “Health and personal care” category.

In no particular order:

• Japanese pleasure toys cyberskin beauty with moveable limbs: Since it has “japanese” on its name, you know it’s disturbing.

• Doggy style m4sturbator: If you’re into a “serial killer” sex fantasy, where you shag with dismembered anatomy members of a female body, this is exactly what you were looking for.

        If you’re looking for a black gal, you get it. Boobs only? Done.

        Headless and limbless? Here it is. In the end, you want some head? 

• Doc Johnson Belladonna’s magic hand , fist and even feet: Mother of God! We have found missing limbs! 0__o

• Heart shaped breast massagers: These look kinda silly to me, LOL.

• Inflatable hot seat: Bouncing for an orgasm?

• Chocolate strap on: Why a white bloke wants to have a black cock? To make it Vanilla/chocolate? Gosh! XD

• The tube: I can’t believe someone actually pays for this. (Maybe those who have an obsession with the Invisible woman)

• Deep throat spray: This seems more like an anaesthetic substance to me… and anaesthetized penis = Not good for anyone.

• Wet head flavored strips: So… overpriced candies that makes you salivate more when giving a cunnilingus (yep, that’s the technical name for that), lulz! I guess the trick can be done as well with cheap sweets.

(Sorry for the screenshot quality)

First time I saw this I went: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!?? and then ROFL’d.

I see the “Maiden” but where’s the “Iron”??

Reminded me of my 0taku acquaintances who listen metal as well, but if someone sees this image, without knowing that Iron Maiden is actually a british male heavy metal band, he/she  might think it is J-pop band or something like that. (Being this image from an anim3 where the female characters have named their band like this :S  o__0)

This is baffling. As metalhead I tell you, listen the original stuff, just to educate yourselves (and enjoy badass music). And if you’re interested on seeing good looking gals rocking it hard Maiden Style , I give you The Iron Maidens

By the Way: This is Eddie when he found out about this.