Primo Matthew: Gracias a Diox no era mi primo.

Let’s dedicate a funeral black metal song to this gentleman and then a minute of silence. 

There.

Now we’ll continue to listen more metal.

This is so freudian… and awkward… *blushes*

¡Ay Matthew, yo también quiero recochar con vos, ohme!

[Traducción de los colombianismos

*Recochar es  compartir bromas y reirse con alguien

*Ohme es la mala pronunciación paisa de “hombre”]

We see threesome potential ;)

I guess there will be someone out there who’ll photoshop “Forever Alone” meme, on Matthew’s face.  

The best accessory is a handsome man beside you. ;) At least it works for me, cuz it makes me feel fabulous!

(Disclaimer: Not objectifying at all, take this in the most flattering way possible)

These are my impressions about Mary and Matthew through all the Downton Abbey series.

1st series

Lady Mary: What a bitch witch! She must be blind or something, how does she treat Matthew like that!!?? I can’t stand her GRRRR >_<

Matthew: OMG, he’s so alike me, I wanna marry him and get him pregnant! XD <3 What a gentleman! *sighs and faints*

2nd series

1st part:

Lady Mary: Oh my… she’s so tough.

Matthew: I like this somber bitter Mr. Crawley. We could be friends (or hate each other in a friendly way)

2nd part

Lady Mary: Me gusta=> Me likey. War made her cool.

Matthew: Why you!? Why!? I wanna punch him so hard that he couldn’t be handsome anymore but at the same time… OMG… he’s just so mesmerizing… but I still want to break his nose with the ancient Steel Fist technique. 

Christmas Special

Lady Mary: Poor girl, she suffers so much!!

Matthew: Despite of that thing that made me want to use the Steel Fist on him, he’s still a knight in white armor. Love again! <3_<3 But not forget… *waves fist*

Waiting impatiently for series 3.